Thank you for your well-wishes, miloves. <3

Well, the audition was a bust. They wanted people they hired before, and asked me to do ensemble work. As well as tech things. I respectfully declined. It was community theatre, so I wouldn't've been paid for it anyway.

Upside, I'M GOING TO BE ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL. Playing someone's mommy, no less. 

The show is called 'Call 911' or something or other, and will be playing sometime in September - November. It is neat. So, when it's showing they'll call and tell me and I'll tell you lovely people. The park is finally having me work again. Hooray. Also, Fright Fest is coming up, as well as our anniversary and things are well. I'm hoping Cole and I will still be able to Fright Fest together. Because that is such boss.



Meme time, yey

Let others know a little more about yourself. Re-post this as your name followed by "ology" Then tag some people, including me, who have piqued your curiosity.

FOODOLOGY

--What is your salad dressing of choice? Thousand Island, Ranch, Italian, or Catalina.

--What is your favourite sit-down restaurant? IHOP, Denny's or The Waffle House. And The Little Village Noodle House in Hawaii. Best goddamn food I've had in my life.

--What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Chinese or Japanese.

--What are your pizza toppings of choice? Cheese. Otherwise, the works.

TECHNOLOGY

--How many televisions are in your house? Five, currently...well, seven. There are some in the garage.

--What colour of mobile phone do you have? Blue and black.

BIOLOGY

--Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed!

--Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A rock once, from my ear canal. All four of my wisdom teeth.

--What is the last heavy item you lifted? Various boxes while working for Kodak. Full of stuff.

--Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Not really. I fainted at work once, when the air-conditioning stopped working and no one else was doing their job.

BULLCRAPOLOGY

--If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Nope. Just take the fun out of life.

--If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Probably my birth name Aurora.

--Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? Absofuckinglutely.

DUMBOLOGY

--How many pairs of flip-flops do you own? Two. I never owned a pair in my life, but when I moved to Hawaii, I fucking lived in them. So, there they are.

--Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Jesus Christ, like a week ago. You'd never guess why. Go ahead. Try it.

--Last person you talked to? Cole.

--Last person you hugged? Cole.

FAVOURITOLOGY

--Season? Fall or Winter.

--Holiday? Halloween is my favorite holiday. Christmas is my favorite time of year.

--Day of the week? Monday. I have them off.

--Month?  October and December.

CURRENTOLOGY

--Missing someone? Grace. And Cole. And a lot of people.

--Mood? Tired, dude.

--What are you listening to? Family Guy in the background.

--Worrying about? Everything. Mostly my dentist appointment that's been moved and canceled, my overworked boyfriend Cole, if Cole and I will be able to do fright fest, how the bullshit with his and Rex's former tenants will work out, the repairs on their rental house--they left fucking holes in the door, ruined the carpets, and fucking disappeared--, spending time together in the future, Rex, my career, my dead-end job, menstral cramps, etc, etc, etc...the lack of chocolate in this house...

DEPENDS-OLOGY

--Do you always answer your phone? If I hear it, yeah. If it's, like, five in the morning I may be pissed enough to toss it across the room, plotting to smother the sorry bastard's whose name appeared on that unholy glowing screen. Cocksuckers.

--It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? Cole, Grace or occasionally Crystal. It's usually Cole, though.

--If you could change your eye colour what would it be? Like, electric green or something. But I probably wouldn't. I like them the way they are.

--Do you own a digital camera? Nikon, bitches.

--Have you ever had a pet fish? I have a beta named Hector Bartholomew Julian Krueger Esq. I call him Barty.

--What's on your wish list for your birthday? Can't think of a thing off the top of my head, man. Books. Another pair of Levis that makes my ass look fantastic. Snapple Peach Iced Tea. Maybe a ring.

--Can you do push ups? Pfffffft.

--Can you do a chin up? Pffffffffffffft.

--Does the future make you more nervous or excited? Both indeed.

--Do you have any saved texts? A bunch of them. Back when Cole and I were in the beginning of our relationship, we stayed up half the night on Christmas Eve texting lines from It's A Wonderful Life back and forth. I saved the first and the last ones.

--Ever been in a car wreck? ...Well, not yet. I mean, I don't think someone hitting your car without you in it counts. But I'm accident prone, so it's only a matter of time.

--Do you have an accent? Sorta. A lot of people are perplexed when they find out I don't have a distinct one, though.

--Plans tonight? Another round of the ASL alphabet and it's bedtime, bitches.

--Name 3 things you bought yesterday? Yesterday...I didn't get anything, but my guy went out at 5am and bought me Midol and some donuts. And chocolate. Fucking. Love. Him.

--Have you ever been given roses? Yes indeed.

--Current hate? Twifags, ANOES remake--that does not exist, Six Fucking Flags.

--Met someone who changed your life? Grace, of course. But there have been so many people who have changed me and the way my life was going. Cole too.

--How did you bring in the new year? Went to Six Flags with my guy. He said he wanted me to be the first person he saw in 2009. He's such a cheeseball, and I fucking love it.

--Name three people who might complete this: Surprise me, kids.

--Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Hells no.

--Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Yes indeed.

--Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? Hells yes.

--What songs do you sing in the shower? Anything I feel like singing. It's hard to get me to stop singing. Ever.

--Ever had someone sing to you? Val-a-Grams in school...my dad did when I was little. My mom too.

--When did you last cry? Yesterday. My uterus is falling out.

--Do you like to cuddle? Oh, fuck yes. Favorite pass time.

--Have you held hands with anyone today? Yes indeed. Cole.

--Who was the last person you took a picture of? Graaace, on her birthdaaaay.

--Do you believe in staying close with your ex's? Yes I do, unless they were bumfuck crazy. Like some of them.

--Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Half and half.

--Do you like pulpy orange juice? Yeeees.

--What is something your friends make fun of you for? My ranting about horror movies. And my general geekdom. My balls are often busted.

--Have you ever ridden an elephant? Yes! And one has picked me up by it's trunk too.

--What are you saving your money up for right now? Three bedroom house.

--When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? Couple weeks ago. My preference is peanut butter and honey, tho.

--What were you doing 12 AM last night? Driving to 7-11 with Cole, buying Slurpees, and screwing around with Jake and Harley. They're the doggies. Fat, hyper, weird fucking doggies.

--What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? "God, you need a new mattress. Don't stop breathing on my neck."


I tag anyone who read this stuff. Ta!

Hiiiiiiii everybody. ♥


The internet doesn't call to me as often as it used to.

ANYhoo.


So, for the first time in my life, I belong to ZERO RPs. I do post here and there on D_M, but no real obligatory comms or anything. It's a little freeing!

My brother is home for the week or so, acting up as usual. Not that I don't love him, he's just a complete pain in my ass. He takes it upon himself to approve the new house, where we've put everything, the way I wear my hair these days, my clothes, my car--that he steals from me without asking--making snide comments about the way we live, my headshots and other such. He lives in New York. He thinks he knows everything. Arrogant wee bastard. He met my boyfriend on Thursday. He's yet to be around for a long period of time, but I'm anticipating the bitch fest when he is.

I have an appointment with an Orthopedic Surgeon on Tues. to see if I can work for the entertainment department. Kinda makes me wish I hadn't said anything about my previously broken ankles. I've broken them four times, y'know. The last two were really bad sprains, having snapped all the tendons on the outside of my ankle and foot--but because it broke off a bit of bone with it, it was technically a break. Fun stuff.

The sprains were worse than the breaks, though. They fucked me up for life.

Anyhow, I'm sure the doctor will sign off that I can do stuff--maybe have to wear a brace or two--but I'm not worried. I just want to start work again. The park fucked me for six weeks. That's almost two months, 'processing' my transfer from the lesse Kodak. Bastards.

In other news, I have a callback tonight for Kopit and Yeston's Phantom, for the role of Christine! I am the awesome. I haven't done any real theatre in what seems like forever. Musical theatre specifically. I'm a little rusty. But God, just standing up there today made me feel so much better. I've missed the stage more than anything. I need this show. Breaking legs nao, yes? ♥

Hopefully, I'll still get to make it out to Cole tomorrow night. He's the bees knees, my guy. Honestly, I don't think I've been this happy. I love everything about him, and -God- if he doesn't drive me crazy!!! We're three months shy of our one year. I'm excited.

Our anniversary is on Halloween y'know! Strange and unusual. Kinda like me.

And we met in true Chelsea fashion, working in a haunted house together. Dressed like ghouls, and scaring the living daylights out of poor unfortunate bastards. He -did- get me, too, when I was headed through the maze on one of the last nights, the fuckhead. He was suspended in the crevice, 'falling' on people as they went by, but he'd do this Rottweiler bit, clawing the snarling, and the fuck -got- me.

I love him.

He's the most romantic thing on the planet, too. Eeeeeeeeeeeeee.....!!!!!!!

He's so good to me. And he makes me feel safe. My family loves him too, which is a plus. My mom fusses over him, and my dad thinks he's a good guy. Together, god, I just wanna fucking kick them in the face. My dad is an insufferable wisecracking ass. So's Cole. And when we're out to dinner, they're throwing paper balls at me, or cracking really bad jokes, or doing obscene things with the silverware. I suppose I should take it as a good sign, but fuck if I don't wanna shank a bitch.

And, like my Grace, he talks in terms of 'when', not 'if'. And I love that.

So, in short, life is pretty good.


Also, I have Snapple Peach Iced Tea. FUCK yeah.